Girl Sandwich Lyrics

I wanna be the meat in a girl sandwich
No nothin’ like my momma’s Manwich
I don’t want no sloppy Josephine
I wanna be the meat in a girl sandwich
I’ll implement my evil plan
Two girls with me there smiling in between

My mom said when I was just a boy
Don’t ever treat girls like a toy
But when I asked my dad he said let me tell you something lad
There’s one thing every man wants to be

(Then he said)
I wanna be the meat in a girl sandwich
I wanna be the meat in a girl sandwich

Two pair is always better than one
One boy two girls and lots of fun
Oh I can’t wait to see a girl on either side of me
I’ll be just like a hotdog in a bun

I think my dear ol’ dad was right
I’m gonna take two home with me tonight
And when I get them there in there tiny underwear
Then they can tuck me in
Yes they can tuck me in
Yes they can tuck me in for the night